Of Geckos and Foxes

Recently I had issues with what I have and am steady with. Its partly due to a recent endeavor that’s allowed me to find someone new. I took a wrong turn and met something exciting. Not the old boring stuff. A new experience that’s making my stomach tingle.

My issue stems from the fact that I’m quite loyal. However when something so amazing comes along, I’m thinking of ditching my loyalty, cheating and having an affair. I’m extremely happy with the old. The characteristics are exactly what I was looking for at the beginning.

Young. Slim. Fast. Liberal. Picky. Understanding. Sexy.

The new has some characteristics which are completely alien to me. Yet, I’m drawn to them like a fat boy to a candy store.

Mature. Curved. Slow. Adventurous. Steady. Difficult. Classy.

I feel the need of adventure with the new. I feel that I’ll be like a bird, free to explore new horizons. For it has been around a while and knows what is good. The old is old because we’ve been together for eons now. It felt as if we were made for each other. I know all there is to know about the old. I know what makes it tick. I know how to work its system.

After deep contemplation, as a trial, I started to see both the Old and New simultaneously. To settle my doubt. I wanted to see the difference and appeal between what I have and what I can have. I was the classic fool to be seduced by it. A power so strong that no man could escape.

The new was super exciting. I spent hours trying to understand how it worked. What was this stuff made off. What made it tick. But alas, after spending hours with it, I found chinks in the armor. I saw the side that you only see when you try out a new relationship. After the ‘honeymoon’ period. It looked all appealing from outside and far. Not up close and personal. That close - its ugly, selfish and bloated. The horrific truth.

So I’ve decided to stick with Camino 1.6 and not use Firefox 3 as my default browser. What were you thinking?

At the Bar…

So I went to a bar last night with my friend. And got wasted….
And there was a girl at the bar. Super Duper hot. With my beer goggles at least a 15 out of 10. Quite out of my range, which is 14.5.

This is how it went….

* Walking up to girl. Checks himself out in mirror. Thanks to copious amounts of beer, sees two of himself. Styles eyebrows with little and index finger *

Sav : Hi, I’m Cyrus. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl : Oh Hi, I’m Shruti. Sure.

* Calls bartender*

Sav : What would you like?
Girl : A beer!

Sav : Wow. beer! huh? Thats awesome… (The sophisticated guy that I am)
Girl :

*Drinks come*

Sav : Thats an awesome dress. You look really good.
Girl : I’m a lesbian… But thanks.

Sav :

* I should be crushed right? Wrong. Lightning strikes in my head.*

Sav : Oh thats awesome… I’m a lesbian too.
Girl : huh?

Girl : How is that possible? you are a guy!
Sav : So?

Girl : Don’t you have a penis?
Sav : Oh that… nah, thats an organic strap-on dildo.

Believe it or not, the girl actually laughed. Spoke to her for about 10 mins.
Then I went back home, alone…

Somehow, I don’t think she was a lesbian.

Writers Block

I’m suffering the mother of all writer’s blocks.

Wish me a speedy recovery!

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