So I went to a bar last night with my friend. And got wasted….
And there was a girl at the bar. Super Duper hot. With my beer goggles at least a 15 out of 10. Quite out of my range, which is 14.5.
This is how it went….
* Walking up to girl. Checks himself out in mirror. Thanks to copious amounts of beer, sees two of himself. Styles eyebrows with little and index finger *
Sav : Hi, I’m Cyrus. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl : Oh Hi, I’m Shruti. Sure.
* Calls bartender*
Sav : What would you like?
Girl : A beer!
Sav : Wow. beer! huh? Thats awesome… (The sophisticated guy that I am)
Girl : …
*Drinks come*
Sav : Thats an awesome dress. You look really good.
Girl : I’m a lesbian… But thanks.
Sav : …
* I should be crushed right? Wrong. Lightning strikes in my head.*
Sav : Oh thats awesome… I’m a lesbian too.
Girl : huh?
Girl : How is that possible? you are a guy!
Sav : So?
Girl : Don’t you have a penis?
Sav : Oh that… nah, thats an organic strap-on dildo.
Believe it or not, the girl actually laughed. Spoke to her for about 10 mins.
Then I went back home, alone…
Somehow, I don’t think she was a lesbian.
2 Comments
Hi,
It is nice to know that you could strike up a cool conversation even with the ‘copious amonts of beer’ in your belly.
That was fuuny!
Haha. Thanks. Thats why I love friday nights.