What is the deal with lolcats? Can someone please explain to me? 10 years on the net and I still haven't laughed at a single lolcat.
Its just a f***ing picture of a cat and some shitty mis-spelt caption. Its not cute. Its not funny. I do not understand the internet.
— Me, agitated looking at LoLcats.
April 15th, 2008
/ Tags: Disgusting, Internet / ∞
Had he [Kumble] been playing, I don't think this would have lasted three days.
— M.S Dhoni, India Captain.
April 14th, 2008
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... is soon to be a published author with "539 ways to satisfy your woman with a skewed soldier". Order your copies on Amazon today!
— My April Fool joke on Facebook.
April 2nd, 2008
/ Tags: Wisdom, Pranks, Literature / ∞
Boycott? Hogwash! Too many countries are dependent on China's manufacturing and financial capabilities. The US cannot boycott these games at any cost, there are risks of starting a new cold war plus being bankrupt.
— Me, on hearing that there might be some boycott action.
March 27th, 2008
/ Tags: Politics, Sports, Sav / ∞